I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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