it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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