Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
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