I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
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i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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