dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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