are you so shy because you have an std?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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