quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
