He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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