what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
birth control should be required to get into college
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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