he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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