remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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