I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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