i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
