Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
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