there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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