I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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