Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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