Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
