What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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