saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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