i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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