The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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