You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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