If i come over, it means nothing
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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