Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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