mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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