be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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