Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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