if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I could have mohawked her pubes.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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