Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(786): View more from Florida

Thats something to write home to mom about

(305): View more from Florida

Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her

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(443): View more from Maryland

apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck

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(847): View more from Illinois

She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.

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(619): View more from California

He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.

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(716): View more from New York

So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder

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(406): View more from Montana

its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic

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