How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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