All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He has the fingertips of a God
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