Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
as a side note pls kill me
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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