I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
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i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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