You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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