he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
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just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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