Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I'm always down for nudity.
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