woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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