Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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