i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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