I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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