What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
