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Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
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Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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