Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Enjoy the penises
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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