ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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