Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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