Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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