Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
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my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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