the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
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it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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