He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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