Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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