If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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