I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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