actually, I'm a sock model
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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