Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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