Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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